Private Head-Chef

[in the style of Private Dancer - Tina Turner]

FOR @SWEETMANDARIN

All the food comes in the kitchen
You aim to serve them as a main,
You put some into a Blender,
Because you've got to make •soup again.

You don't think of Veg as human,
Though a Vegan would disagree.
As you chop and slice and dice them
Making meals of every pea

I'm your Private Head-chef
With a penchant for honey to add to that hot chicken stew,
I'm your private head-chef
It might seem quite funny but not any Chicken will do.

I gotta make a million starters,
I might include some Celery,
Gotta make my food seem healthy,
Maybe I should make them gluten-free.

All the customers are fussy,
I need to provide for them all,
As their paying for my cooking,
I need to chill and keep my cool.

I'm your Private Head-chef
With a penchant for honey to add to that hot chicken stew,
I'm your private head-chef
It might seem quite funny but not any Chicken will do.

"Burger with Salad,
A side of relish will do nicely thank you.
Ooh, I'll change that order, sorry,
Tell me can you make that linguine again?"